Consider wearing the socks on the inside of your new shoes.

The Raiders were favored for the first time in something like 2 years so I decide, yes, lets bet on the Raiders. It was a poor choice and I will now return to hating the Raiders. Thanks Chicago.

It’s Monday?!

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As long as Guillermo scrubs up nice it might happen. Some girls don't mind doing it, just be cool about it.

When it comes to choosing a movie there isn't a wrong choice.

In university I knew this guy who collected jars of his own urine. That's a different type of curated streaming I suppose.

I know you can read my thoughts boy……………..

Bestest comment ever.

♫ In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground was where I spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and shootin' some spooky movies outside of the school. ♫

Beat Konducta In Space or The Dil-Mandela Suite

*Morgan Freeman angrily tweets Spike Lee.*

That's not the Jake Gyllenhaal measurement we were hoping for.

Max Steel was the name I used during my stint in the pornography industry.

Outta Sight.

On the Go-to-work Tour sometimes I leave my underwear on the bus.

It's a recurring role.

Viggo Mortensen - Ray Velcoro
James Woods - Frank Semyon

I am sickened by the blatant insult to users of this technology. Swedes don't have TV's!

YOU WANT EXCITEMENT?!! SHOVE THIS UP YOUR STOCKING!!!