Search your feelings Waffle, you know it to be true.

And they we're right!

Thank god I only have to put up with 12 cycle from my wife and not the 24 Kiefer had to deal with in a year.

Tom Waits needs to voice a character in a Pixar film. Maybe a heavy smoking, hard drinking spider? Or perhaps, a hard smoking, heavy drinking lizard? Either way, lets make it happen.

Any chance we can get Crispin Glover a small part?

I have several unironic lice living in my goatee. Little bastards think they're cool with their suspenders and twirled little lice mustaches.

I considered myself to be somewhat with it up until this Newswire release. Thank you Tyler Oakley, I will now be moving to the woods to kill wolves and eat grubs for the rest of my life.

If I was a gambling man I'd say Halloween. But I don't gamble, so I'll say Remembrance Day. Am I right? What do I win?

But maybe you'd actually win something on Quizup.

Or maybe he already has.

Julian Assange had considered the name Ricked Wicky before eventually settling on the less hip WikiLeaks. Some say he still regrets the decision.

Yeah, giving Batman CancerAids was not cool at all.

Some bats posses a pair of ‘holdfast’ nipples in the ventral, posterior-medial region near the genitalia. These false nipples are present in all species of the families Craseonycteridae, Megadermatidae and Rhinopomatidae.

I know. And now they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad!

This man defied rationale thought in a brazen, dangerous and incredible stunt. The film does a nice job of honoring the World Trade Centre as much as it does Philippe Petit.

If I have to buy a long straw, separately, to save from lifting the bucket…..then no. I'm not made of money.

It's Millar Time.

That's an impressive array of Beers. Does the Moosehead have much moose in it?

It's K-Uger. Goodnight Everybody!

Three day weekend. Good.
Allergy to bees. Bad.