alisterfuzzwater--disqus
Alister Fuzzwater
alisterfuzzwater--disqus

"I told you to use the Carbon Fibre poles, not the aluminum ones. Just pack up and get the hell out of here!"

A Black Mirror works just as well for cutting up lines.

Tuesday?! I came to work yesterday just so I could respond to this thread and it didn't happen. I wasted a perfectly good Labor Day doing exactly what I would have done anyways. Thanks America.

"You're soooooo good lookin."

From what I understand, Mr. A.Chu is always getting nailed down.

This company is called Serious Games?!!

Your Bra Bomb better work Nerdlinger.

Lets just save everyone some time and combine the songs into "Ain't no doubt about the money."

I'll tell you what he did. 1980 -

All those XXX texts you've been sending me have been very misleading.

The Fantastic Voyeurage

Wheels of Confusion! Tomorrow's Dream! Snowblind! You're god damn right, Vol.4.

"Go back in there and chill them ni**as out and wait for The Wolf, who should be coming directly…."

You get a Kingsmoot and you get a Kingsmoot.

Immediately registers: cappadocious_quote_generator

"picks up" and "for a third season" are the words in that headline I understand.

Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, GONE!

[Alister Fuzzwater Friday morning at Toys R' Us:]

Hello, America. My name is Tracy Morgan, or as most of you know me as… The Other Black Guy. I've been with Saturday Night Live for 23 shows, but sometimes I don't even get recognized in my own neighborhood. But that's alright because I'm The Other Black Guy. And I'm just letting you know I'm here. Now, you might

IT'S GOT ME!!!!!!!!! TELL MY WIFE AND CHILDREN I LOV………………