It's a white guy making powerful noise.

My dog won't like this news at all.

Well the Jerk Store called and they're all out of you.

It is the set of all points in a plane that are at a given distance from a given point, the centre; equivalently it is the curve traced out by a point that moves so that its distance from a given point is constant. Duh.

Steve Martin: Where's your other hand thumb?
John Candy: Between two pillows.
Steve Martin: Those aren't pillows!!!

I wish I had more thumbs but until I do, I give this news two thumbs down.

He card read good.

broadcasting in 173 different counties at the same time.

and only the 5 richest kings will use it.

They lost me at "select genre."

For all the apple fetishists out there………..

[George Mallory squints eyes at Hillary, Norgay, Milkproof Robot and TJ Truffleberry]

"Is there a lot of shrimp in the shrimp milkshake?"
Yes.

To no ones surprise Bill Clinton's emails reveal he's a fan of cigars, jazz and pornography.

Yep.

"Gronk say turn left. Gronk say go straight 600m. Gronk say me hungry. Gronk say crush puny car into cube."

Meanwhile, Yahoo continues to struggle with design for its more fuckable logo.

'Tis better to have loved (a great TV show like Hannibal) and lost than to have never loved (a great TV show like Hannibal) at all.

I like my history the same way I like my women. Sober.

"Kanye West doesn't care about white people."