Biker gangs wear 'I heart Rape' badges? Add that to the many, many reasons I will never set foot in Sturgis. I won't. I wont do it.

A nice tribute would be to shut this fucking show down.

Here we go, back to Miley Cyrus.

*BOOYA*

I endorse Bill Murray's decision to endorse this movie. However, I will not pay one cent to see this film.

Foreword by Jeff Goldblum: I am the Pull Out King.

"I gotta have more pixels, baby"

Miley, the clown cum is free. But you pay extra for the sprinkles.

Now that Kanye has patched things up with Taylor Swift, he's got 98% of the Millenial votes locked up.

"Usually Chevy will just combine the two and sniff coke off butts."

I waited patiently. For the purposes of not being lost further down the thread I will step in for Mr. 'achu……

Bill Groundhog-Day, Ghostbustin'-ass Murray.

I DO remember D'Onofrio having no nose from doing a hell of a lot of coke. Someone told me James Woods loves the film.

The Hateful Weight.

To appeal to audiences of today, writers have scrapped traditional lines and replaced with: "I got a bone to pick, I don't want you monkey mouth motherfuckers sittin' in my throne again."

"We got more gongs than the break-dancing robot that caught on fire."

In wake of Virgina killings show will now be called Documentary Later!

It's also classy to pose nude on the pelt for the family Christmas card.

I like that one of Luke Skywalker crocs is mechanical. Now I can walk half as much to get to my destination!

*sniffle, sniffle*
It's like that Christmas morning when I snuck downstairs extra early and saw my dad putting out the presents, drinking milk and eating cookies. It just won't be the same now.