When did Kaytee say this? That's the most important part……………

Mads Mikkelsen will play a villain in whatever the hell he wants.

I was really surprised JJ Abrams convinced the North Korean military to participate. That's a great opening shot.

Just because you put some beads around your neck doesn't make you Dhalsim. You gotta stretch those limbs son.

♫ There'll be no accusations, just friendly Cockerstacians under the seeeaaaa. ♫

Hey boss, Spielbergo told me I can go home again.

That's bullshit Noel. I know god damn well you play FIFA.

I nominate this man for President.

*crumples Seinfeld Quote Generator's resume*

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming, stoned out of his fucking mind."

On the bottle my legally purchased marijuana said "may cause uncontrollable snacking." How do you explain that CHU De Québec?

♫ Porno in disguise ♫

To this day I curse you Wood Man and your pixelated leaves of torment.

It's a good song, I'll give you that. But if we're talking 2 Live Crew, I'm more of a "Pop That Pussy" fan.

Sir Mix-A-Lot had a gun to my head while I was typing that. I didn't have a choice Jake. I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE!

Where is Sir Mix-A-Lots, Baby Got Back?

That's not true. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Those head shots would have me believe they are sisters. My head shot would have you believe it's all down hill from here.

"pestcontroloffice" is the sole point of sale for new work by Banksy.
The people there get him/her/them the money.

Surprisingly detailed and creative, Internet.