Warm and uplifting.

Is Necro John Mayer any creepier than living John Mayer?

As a spry 81 year old I can say yes. Yes they do.

I'm envisioning Glen laying around in a kiddie-pool, fishing for a half eaten hot dog in the water.

Words Glen Danzig didn't know existed until this shoot:
1. Gnarly
2. Tubular
3. Radical
4. Sun

Stuffing everyday garbage.

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. And schools named after Confederate Generals? Don't get me started about that."

He will also face criminal charges because he is Steve-O.

When Arseface secretes excrement from his mouth is he throwing up or taking a shit?

When I was growing up I remember an anti smoking campaign that featured a woman named Barb Tarbox. Her last name alone turned me off cigarettes.

If we can get Alan Rickman to play the role of Annie Wilkes this might be good.

As someone who loves both Ramen Noodles and Hot Tubs I am offended by this character.

Would you have excepted American Vegetarian Society? To be fair, there are several "cereals" that don't include processed sugar. You just have to get away from the big box grocery stores to find them.

New development in the Cereal case: Milk doesn't make it better.

Hey Rodgers! Get your ass off the couch and focus on the game. Jordy Nelson is done for the year so quit playing around and win some games!

Today on How are rappers feeling? A$AP is $ad.

Yo, dudes I just got a new sweet fucking T-shirt, its Iron Mai…………….

It can be 2 things.

The person or persons known only as “obviouswinner.”

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