Speaking of bats and bat caves check out the Waugh Drive Bat Colony in Houston.

To the Mofftorium!

They'll be plenty of Moff diving to find the right person for this role.

"Of course my Fortress of Solitude has exceptions. Now take off your clothes and come with me."

My thesis in University was based on the theory that if every game show host used the skinny Bob Barker microphone every game show would be exponentially better.

My eyes! It burns!

I'm looking forward to Colbert actually talking to musical guests too. At one time that was a pretty standard thing.

You want a beautiful name? Soda.

Leave Toronto Pearson International Airport out of this.

I would've thought all the years of grumbling lines and overall poor acting would've made his ability to be any movie a near impossibility.

OH MAH GAWD THAT'S WILLIAM REGALS MUSIC!!!

Good morning, gentlemen.

Studio executives are already asking if possible film title Supermax has been trademarked.

"I like the gig kid, now if you get down and give me a blow job, you're gonna make it big here in the WWE."

♫ The Thing, The Thing, Theeeeee Thiiiinnnggg ♫

"You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? Jester? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"

Only if the great and powerful Cthulhu is released as a result.

Agrees with comment, proceeds to chokeslam ArgeBargie onto bed of thumbtacs anyways.

Proceeds to file Sweeping Angels trademark only to receive cease and desist order from pre-existing Sweeping Angels cleaning company.

*Dave Navarro in intensive care after brutal police beating. The officers in question used the pointy corners of donut boxes and back bacon batons.*