Suhhh-weeeeeet! 6 day weekend.

It only took Rodman 15 seconds because he'd already been in contact with his true soul-mate, Kim Jong-Un, for several months.

USA! USA!

Cory Monteith and Corey Haim are both dead. But lets be honest, Feldman is less likely to get a Hollywood gig than either of them.

Lego my (dinosaur) Eggo.

“Guys our fanbase is dwindling rapidly. We’re losing market
share as less and less people enjoy our brand of crap-rock. I’m thinking big
picture. Let’s turn this sinking ship around. What about some naked photos?
How-to sex guides? Ass eating. You know, just to drum up some attention. I’m
talking big time shots, anal…

FKA Twigs is a unique talent in todays bland musical landscape and this new EP sounds pretty good.

IF YOU SMEEEEELLLLLLLL, WHAT THE ROCK IS COOK………….*

Ving Rhames was in Pulp Fiction.
Pulp Fiction was directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Quentin Tarantino directed a movie called Inglorious Basterds.
Basterds is almost the same as Bastards.
That's the name of this movie.
This movie has Ving Rhames in it.

Ironically, the prison Jared will be calling home has an agreement with Subway to supply sandwiches to inmates 7 nights per week.

It was the part I was born to play baby!

"Now, in the name of science, I, the pretend David Bowie, will attempt to put this fire out with gasoline."

I was incredibly disappointed when I accidently bought Assmasters. I still don't get why Cabela's stocked that video.

I love Fishing Shows!

Who knew Jonny was actually a middle aged British school teacher? That make sense. "Quest" was short for Questingtonpennybottom.

Surprisingly, Jonny's Anal Quest only had a PG-13 rating as well.

"This is a picture of me with my former best friend Neil Young."

"My vaginas don't look like that at all."

*stunners Senor Spielbergo*

I remember when being a guest on The Simpsons was actually a pretty big accomplishment. Now they'll just let anyone be a guest. It's only a matter of time before they let AV Club commentators on the show (at least then it might be funny again).