@Super Nintendo Chalmers

Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley'd and Thunder'd.

Prepacked Star Wars characters, still in their display box?! ARE THOSE THE LIMITED EDITION ACTION FIGURES!?!?….

Jimmy couldn't jump at all before he got these. Jimmy was like you.

Fucking Austria.

Dildo, Newfoundland?

Turns out Sesame Street was in Baltimore all along.

Wrong. Haven't you heard of a little something called Captain Cosmos?

S.U.M.M.E.R.F.U.N.

No
Women
Allowed

"You're god damn right."

I've got a stump that looks like a smashed breakfast sausage but you don't see me hiring a publicist.

"Have you ever danced with the (Lego) Devil in the pale (Lego) moonlight?"

Accept The Black Album

"Barack Obama doesn't care about black albums."

Captains Log: I'm tired, so tired. I can't believe my own partner attacked me.

After C3P0 noticed R2D2 checking out some of the newer, younger protocol droids with the flashy red paint jobs he had to make some dramatic changes.

I asked the same thing when I lost my virginity at 32.

Ok. ok. We'll call you Rick.

The dark magician Untamo