Yes, unless The Simpsons Quote Generator does it.

Between this and The Revenant, it's going to be a snowy winter.

Clearly Understood Genius

What's a Tinder?

An apartment? I would of called it a Flatsawaazza.

Out of respect, we would ask that you dress in appropriate black and white funeral attire. It doesn't really matter though, cause dogs see everything in black and white, so you're good with whatever……

Or, in my case, when you live below one bowling alley and above another bowling alley.

We would have also accepted Headso or Son of Dad.

"DO-YOU-WANNA-SEE-MY-NEW-CHAINSAW-AND-HOCKEY-MASK?!"

What's happening to Damian Lewis? Specifically, his face.
A couple of shots in that trailer and I was pretty sure it was Carrot Top.

This is from 1994? Maybe if it came out in 1974 it might have done ok. But jesus, it looks dated for only being 20 years old.

There Will Be Blood is an amazing movie. You cannot possibly have an issue with it.

SPANK O' PEDIA

and I don't understand how I ended up with all those cassette tapes from Folgers.

All hail the chosen one - BMG Music Club.

"I'll take either."

Have you considered a career change? I hear 98% of the music industry works with ghost writers now. You`re a shoe-in.

At the rate you're going this morning, it's going to be Forever Dada day whether we want it to be or not.

Please Sir, I want some more. (pop culture)

Finally. Charles Dickens day here at the AV Club.