For my campaign, there's no pen I'd rather be using than a Bic.

"You there, boy! What day's is it?"

"Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs."

$85? Why pay more for something when I can get it for less?

The reason it received only mixed reviews at Cannes was for that same reason.

According to the Grays Sports Almanac that seems like the plausible release date for the self-tying Nike Air Mags as well.

Hell of an avatar - - Did you know Al Davis had once been offered the role of Crypt Keeper in Tales from the Crypt?

"and here's a picture of me on the It's a cruel world ride."

♫ Hey baby I hear the blues a callin', tossed salad and scrambled brains♫

I've decided to give up everything and move to Arby's for the Colon Caliphate.

I want to stick with the calzones from Pisano's

and yet, somehow, a teaser trailer exists.

I need to make a dentist appointment.

A Korean youtube channel? @ 0:02 - I'm pretty sure they just added in a scene from North Korea.

Jan 3, 2016. That's sometime in 2016. The first Sunday actually. Can we have this then?

Thousands of RIP tweets incorrectly sent to @bigsean

I tried getting rid of an old TV a couple weeks ago and it was like Kramer trying to get rid of those muffin stumps. No one was willing to take it. Not even the garbage dump.

No hard feelings Dik. I wasn't sure if you had that bit on lockdown or if it was for anyone. I will rescind all future Happy Mondays back to the rightful owner.

Happy Monday, dorks!

Slimer.