Tina Fey to star in hilariously named basketball comedy Big Black Penis

*picking teeth with toothpick*

Del: You play with your balls a lot.
Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No. I'm simply stating a fact. That's all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
Neal: You know what'd make me happy?
Del:…

Get Out!

The Act of Killing, The Look of Silence, The Need for Continuity

"Did somebody say 'Donald Trump'?!
— The World

Queef Latina might have something to say about that……..

Queen McSteve?

Mostly because of her tits

Danny DeVito has been contacted to play critical role as Minecraft block # 3

Tyler Perry to play a newspaper editor in Brain On Fire

Michael Douglas to star as Ant-Olderman wasn't a good idea anyways.

I'd like to photoshop my body into those outreached hands -

Honey Boo-Boo, I didn't know you could type.

"I'd love for it to happen one day"

Jill Hennessy pours into the cast of Madam Secretary

*DUN DUN*

There was speculation he was up for a part in Star Wars Episode VII - apparently Jabba The Hutt is in Episode VIII, so the speculation will continue.

"Do you come with the bike?"
"Oh, you! Tee-hee."

and it comes with a free Frogurt