I have to express my god damn amazement that the same day I make a comment referencing the speculative disappearance of Tity Boi, he miraculously reappears to tear the message boards apart.

If I'm not mistaken both Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were on SNL together…..so…….

If this is The Most Lamentable Tragedy R. Kelly's Trapped In The Closet rap opera has to be a close 2nd.

BonerTime and TityBoi built a 1.5km tunnel and disappeared together

*leaves work to buy fax machine*

I find it more newsworthy when I don't have farts for several hours

Does Miley Cyrus' tongue get a co-hosting credit?

'cept when them Cowboys play on Monday Night Football we move it to Tuesday

Several lawyers told Harper Lee the good news a month ago

Zeus was apprehensive at first……that changed…..quickly…….

He was a winner. He fucked a lot of prom queens. RIP.

Golden Girls Gone

*blankly stares at schoolgirls*

*chewing gum excessively*

Max Rebo has been with the band ever since Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. Finally a Wilco album title that makes sense.

So you're saying there's a chance………….

I, for one, welcome our new insect Robot overlord

A special Obamarama* edition of The Daily Show

I'll stick with my Lego Delorean…… I can't get hurt too badly with that.

Maybe stay home and watch kaiju movies tomorrow, Shout! Factory suggests