Women & Women 2nd, amiright fellas?

while listening to Kid Rock?

Let's keep talking about Subway.

after having a pedophile spokesman for years that's exactly the type of ringing endorsement they need

Dikachu

It was a small nod to your username.

When you get the chips in a combo, I'm guessing you usually go with the Salt & Vinegar?

"Excuse me, do you have any boar's head?"

it's not fast food….it's good food quickly

……and that's why you always leave a note.

"I wonder how I can talk her out of ever making that face again."

if you dance **madly scrambles to find link to previous AV Club story about dancing goths** as well as you talk you might be on to something.

I'd send them a copy of your resume anyways……

Hey Morning Glory…..I got your answer right here……

We want Kingsmoot! We want Kingsmoot!

I come here for the friendships

How can I go on a cruise without my Cabana wear?

Ben Affleck's rubber nipples say no.

"so I can start dating again"

Rhea Perlman apologizes for nothing.