Ron Perlman apologizes about tweeting Hellboy.

it might have been smacking multiple wives a single time.

Si

Is nothing sacred?

…..I'm pretty sure it's a porn too.

People are also trying to raise money for a cat with 6 legs right now.

That`s an Ass-quake!

White dudes slamming Kanye
My dreams have finally come true!
- George. W. Bush.

yes.

I think that already exists……

David Crosby and the Slipknot guy should start a No Kanye's club

…..however, her breasts have decided to stay with the production.

The Alex was built in nineteen twenty-two, during the golden era of movie palaces. Minor restorations in nineteen forty-one, forty-seven, fifty-two, fifty-eight, sixty-three, and currently to our present period of time.

the art-house crowds are worse. They actually think they are supporting a film by being douchebags.

It's all about the movie going experience. I refuse to wear my trench coat and yellow tinted glasses at home.

Robert Goulet: Watson! Get in here. I’ve discovered a clue!

STOP EVERYTHING! The guy from Slipknot has something to say.

I want candy, bubblegum and taffy.
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart, Sandy.
Got my pennies saved. so I'm a sugar daddy.
I'm her Hume Cronyn, she my Jessica Tandy.
I want candy!

Please Internet, we both know that beans have and will continue to be the most musical food. Take your tortillas and get the hell out of here.

Jack Black is the best part of The Brink