alisterfuzzwater--disqus
Alister Fuzzwater
alisterfuzzwater--disqus

Wilt Chamberlain says no.

With "therapists" on hand I guess Suicide Squad would be considered edgy?

Freshin' your drink Guv'na?

After weeks of location scouting the film has been scrapped due to difficulty in finding the right spot

I think it was called NASCARITF

Wow. Such athleticism! Look at that skill! We call that the Continuous left turn

If I'm not mistaken, there's a chapter somewhere in The Bible, towards the back I believe, talking about the cometh of NASCAR

Having said that, I propose a T1 + T2 > entire remaining Arnold Schwarzenegger filmography

The first time I saw Terminator 2 I flipped my wig. I guess I didn't get that same must be villain at all times vibe you did.

You've got a problem with T2? Now we've got a problem.

At least they didn't cancel Loud Orangemouth

the magnets?

More importantly:

I like me.

How about this Women's World Cup!?

I was too lazy to look up who was directing this thing and substituting in the proper initials for those of Monty Burns. I apologize for the lack of motivation, but it's Friday afternoon.

"Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though."

"Sorry M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological impairment, like Rain Man or Awakenings? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?!"

"The kind of control you're attempting is not possible. If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands to new territories. It crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but - well, there it is."

Internet?