What's a Diorama? GOT?

Did I mention it's because of the Nazis?

"Alright STOP, collaborate and listen, ICE is back with my brand new invention"

The small South American town of Cândido Godói may just be the Twin Capital of the world. From 1959 to 2008, a whopping 8 per cent of births in São Pedro (one of the town’s villages), resulted in twins — compared to less than 1 per cent throughout the rest of the country.

Canadian Baseball doesn't have a Diamond but use a less impressive Cubic Zirconia shaped field.

Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant.
*Hits a home run*
It's not complicated.

The nigh Mets are my fav o rit squad rin

"if you were a hot dog would you eat yourself?"

I hope you get a paper cut
On your tongue,
From a razor in a paper cup
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up
I hope yo’ dreams dry like raisins in the bakin’ sun
I hope yo’ titties all saggy in your early 20s
I hope it’s always snow in yo’ driveway
I hope you never get off Fridays, and you work at a Fridays
That’…

I prefer Conceive pornographs

But she had been the face of the Wild Rose up until that point. Once she crossed the floor they never had a face to the brand and that hurt there cause significantly going into the election.

What's the deal with the Jerry Seinfeld shit?

It's got PORN and Stock Quotes!

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gal"

Apparently it's $19.98

I appreciate that the AV Club went to the trouble of mentioning the actual retail price of the DVD. Thanks for that.

As an avid pornographer I am offended when someone calls Playboy pornography.

I always assumed Lando was more of a Hennessy kinda guy

Gillian Anderson's twin peaks?
*high fives the air*

Will there be a cross-over episode with the returning X-Files? it was Fox all along