Apparently his hair is running an entirely different campaign platform.

And the 'roids, the gloriously ridiculous late '80's/early '90's 'roids.

ummmmm, yeah……that's the one.

I saw something similar on a different website, a very different website

If the 2 conservative parties didn't eat each other up it might have been a different result. But when you have Danielle Smith and Jim Prentice running those parties, no wonder people went looking for a change.

Most people who voted NDP don't actually like the NDP either - it was an anti-conservative move. Shaking up the status quo.

Yeah, it was a big surprise to Albertans. It would be like the green party taking over Texas.

I support the Hurt Yourself Today campaign.

I recently saw a guy wearing a jacket that had his own face airbrushed on the back. He told me it was "to see what was coming."
I left

It's what we like, Commie.

I just got that as a vanity plate on my Geo.

I had AssCreed for a while but it cleared up.

She meets some colorful individuals, tries an illegal powdery substance, dances all night, passes out, wakes up, listens to some bad early morning music, eats a breakfast burrito, smokes a joint, passes out, wakes up half way through Billy Joel's set, makes out with a couple cuties, drops E, goes to sleep mid D'Angelo…

"Who's that stumbling around in the dark? State your business, or prepare to get winged."

I hate to say it, but Tina looks better than Amy.

Passes it. Passes IT…PASSES IT. PASSSES IT!! PASSSSEEESSS ITT!!

True, but those basics aren't necessarily learned through a 4 year degree program.

In a recent episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld and Steve Harvey discussed the merit of comedy classes. Basically, they agree that anyone who is taking a comedy class is by default not funny. By that rationale, a 4 year degree program in comedy would have a graduating class of the least funny…

never

With or without a juice box?