alisterfuzzwater--disqus
Alister Fuzzwater
alisterfuzzwater--disqus

Both.

Creative title.

You're not getting rid of our Waterpik!

Wow. This was very well edited. Internet, you've often disappointed me with your endless mash-ups but this one was actually pretty good.

I love that Bill Murray Clip. Man, is that him to a T or what?

Also, dude, Hipster is not the proper nomenclature. It's guys in uncomfortable shoes.

At least a car. Singular.

Canadian Club sales are going way waaaay up this Sunday. Mostly because of my alcoholism.

1. Funeral
2. The Suburbs
3. Neon Bible
5. Reflecktor

Music - Check. Art - Check. Food - Check……Now let's leave The Met and go check out whatever this is.

I read about "dating" recently. Otherwise I would have no context for my question.

If a white person is dating a black person and they are into S & M is that ok? Or is it something else?

Game, set, match.
That's a reference to a nerd sport. I ran a solid, albeit unsuccessful campaign for the position of Sports Nerd Demigod.

Yes. You're absolutely right.

Now if he would only "act" in one of his movies.

"Mean Dad" starring Harvey Keitel. Make it happen Weinstein!

You know what I like about Manhattan? There's no mosquitos……………………Queens is full of mosquitos. Gnats too, if I'm not mistaken. **Glances at shoulder**

You said Tha Carter V would be out by now!

Technically, you just typed a lot of words I don't understand.

The only significant clause in his contract is he get's to record a new song as the TNA Impact theme music and live-play the intro music of every wrestler using songs only from Gish.