More than meets the eye - the new line of Transgender Transformers don't even need a different slogan.

Then he took us inside and served us pancakes.

That hurts more than carrying a bindle on my shoulder for days at a time. But I guess we can't all have rich man names like GentlyManly.

"A place of emptiness and uncertainty as to dudes and whether they’ve got it." I've struggled with this paradigm ever since puberty.

If Fred Armisen imports a character similar to Mr. Bacon (Portlandia), we are in for a treat.

I wear colorful socks to work. Another staff member recently told me "Hobos are the only people that should wear colorful socks as it draws attention away from their poorness." Well guess what, I'm not a hobo. I'm not rich, but I don't like beans or the harmonica. I wear colorful socks because I like a little flash in…

Chances are pretty good the puncher was. The Wildrose and Conservative parties are locked in a head to head battle for provincial dominance.

Alberta is the Texas of Canada. But Manson gets punched in Lethbridge for the same reasons he gets punched anywhere else.

It's a case of mistaken identity. CNN reported it was ISIS but in actual fact it was a band of Tusken Raiders attempting to take over the aging sets.

Serenity Now! Or is it Hoochie Mama?

So when someone tells you the end of Documentary or a Non-Fiction book before you've had a chance to see/read it, that's not a spoiler?

Thanks GaryX - more of an answer than I expected on the comedy-driven posts, but appreciated all the same.

Maybe don't include - the spoiler "Updated - Robert Durst arrested for murder" in the heading on the front page guys. Damn.

If it was male butterflies wearing fur coats, outrageous hats and excessive jewellery it would make sense. But you're suggesting it is "people" organizing insect fornication. To me that seems complicated.

To Pimp A Butterfly. What the hell does that mean?

The Oscars were so bad Hollywood is taking a break from making movies until they come up with a better way to kiss their own asses.

But will she be on roller skates?

"When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say." - M.Gustave.

I remember when you could go to a Dead concert for a mere $90,000 - what has happened to this world?

As a Canadian the talking reindeer who say's "I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this FUCKING COUCH!!" Reminds me of me…….9 months of the year.