Yeah, but before that happens, he spits on his hand to lube up his cock so he can fuck Jenna Dewan-Tatum. :-/

The first season of AHS is the best, so if you didn't like it, you won't like the subsequent seasons.

I was excited for Scream Queens but I fucking hate Emma Roberts. At least she won't be on American Horror Story Season 5 (unless Scream Queens isn't ordered to series :-/ ). If she can channel whatever she did in Scream 4 that made me not hate her, then I'll be a happy camper. I mean, I hated her character when she…

That kind of performance style is popular nowadays.

Britney looks great in 2014. I'd love to see what you look like.

Britney's not "boozy" or "insane". You're not nice.

I only bought 2 albums this year (Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey and Unrepentant Geraldines by Tori Amos), so I can't really judge this list. But for me, this hasn't been a great year for music. There weren't many releases from my old faves, and I don't really like to try new artists until I'm sure they have staying…

The point is, why would anyone check?!

No one is going to go to those lengths to seek out a downvote! As far as I'm concerned, I don't have any! They don't show up here so they don't exist.

Downvotes don't count anymore. :-)

Glad to see Beth go. Emily Kinney was a horrible, horrible actress. She couldn't even keep up with the Dawn actress. Good riddance! Happy my 'ship won: Caryl forever!!!!

If Passions taught me anything, it's that deaths can be faked. And that a penis can be cut off, sewn on backwards and shorter, and be cured with magic.

Season 1 is definitely the best, and the only AHS season I'm interested in rewatching. Seasons 2 and 3 started out strong and fell apart by the end. The problem with Season 4 is that it's boring! I'm not really seeing anything horrific this season other than Twisty the Clown, who's really just a knockoff of Bloody…

It annoys me to no end when contestants on shows like American Idol and The Voice sing the weepy, lame Gary Jules version. They don't seem to understand it is a cover song. Because the Jules version has become so ubiquitous (unfortunately), they'd stand out more by doing a version closer to the original. Plus it would…

Okay… I prefer the focus on the supernatural, something that's been sorely lacking in this season of AHS (with the notable exception of Edward Mordrake).

It's black and white. Also printed on different paper stock and in a slightly-smaller size.

You don't want to see the red curtains?? Ummmmm………

You and I simply have different tastes. I have no interest in watching a crime drama with a guy dressed up as a bat. I want to watch Batman as an actual superhero.

Funny, The Dark Knight Rises was the only Nolan movie I actually kind of/sort of liked (because Catwoman). I didn't like the other ones, so it's always been cool for me to hate 'em. If you're looking for a "Batman" film you can slash your wrists to in the bathtub, go watch The Dark Knight. ETA: TDKR is especially…

I'm going to up you right back!