Truly, this is the season of politics making strange bedfellows.

This is like those idiot bikers who roar down the street and wake me up in the middle of the night, and I’d love to jail them. Then they form a female possy that delivers breast milk to new moms, and I want to adopt all of them and make them cake every day. Okay fine, I’ll just push for quieter bikes. I ❤️ you. I’m…

The Satanists care more about the rights of others more than the Christians. Let that sink in.

God bless the Satanists.

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

The tell-all books after this campaign is over are going to be amazing.

The dark part of my soul wants him to win... And then watch the world burn and show those who hold their nose and vote for him how truly awful he is.

I like the cut of your jib.

what the hell?

There was no gun.

Austyn?

He was just trying to warn Donald!

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

If only they could have called Reno 911!

I did have to pee and worse... I needed to change my tampon. I ended up stuffing some fast food napkins down my pants to be safe.

Like with the Flint water crisis, this is another massive commendation to Rachel Maddow - she dragged apparently minor stories out of the local press and made them national issues, months and months before they even blipped on anyone else’s radar.

lol one of Christie’s lackeys is named Bridget. What better name to pin a bridge scandal to?

Oops...looks like Trump might not give him a pardon after all.