Thanks. I also haven’t read it because I’m not into children’s books.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK JUSTIN IS A SWEET MAN ANGEL

Aw, be nice to Justin Long. I’m sure he’s an ok guy, he’s dated Drew Barrymore and Amanda Seyfried!

Ya the ‘just kidding- not kidding- no really; kidding- or am I?- wink wink- lighten up’ defense is... novel.

This is always gonna be my favorite - his reaction to baby pope.

A million fucking likes. The amount of literal dicks we have talked about in this election is just making me gag thinking about it. Just stap it.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

Oh god I hope so. Though it’s unbelievably depressing that pussygate and all the sexual assault allegations don’t seem to have had a lasting impact on his numbers :-:

There are rumors about Trump being the subject of an FBI investigation. There are also rumors that a couple of seriously damaging things are about to come out about him.

I’m a Clevelander and the distraction of baseball has been such an unbelievable fucking blessing. I can drink to excess on a regular basis because I’m ‘celebrating’ and no one bats an eye, and we can watch baseball instead of the news. Thank god.

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

claim James did “something really bad” involving her assistant.

Someone two comments above you called her smart! the lady who ranted on TV about white Jesus is smart now! What? The bar is indeed very low.

“She’s not yet shown a warm and fuzzy side.”

Fuuuuuuuuckin Speechless is my favorite of her songs. It’s GORGEOUS and her voice is unfuckingbelievable.

You gonna have to take that back because otherwise you’re insinuating A League of Their Own was bad and I will have to murder you.

Her performance of Speechless on Ellen from years ago totally sold me on her vocal abilities

Strangers With Candy is perfection.

Amy Sedaris is the coolest. Strangers with Candy was hilarious. Her entertaining book makes me giggle. Even those dumb Downy Unstoppables commercials are delightful because of her.