key and peele are everything.

how subversive! a MAN staying home with his KIDS??!?!

I’m with you, friend. Put on your pajamas, order some egg foo yung from Al’s Pancake World, and take the phone off the hook. There is something beautiful and good in this world.

I’m beyond excited and legit teared up while watching the preview.

“The Triple Lindy,”

The Recording Academy:

No, the election isn’t over until the votes are counted. A lot of people may sit this election out in disgust or write in candidates so they feel “pure.” There are also the effects of gerrymandering and the various GOP-driven voter disenfranchisement schemes. Statistically, the polls do give Clinton a better chance…

she didn’t deserve any of the hate she got. we made fun of her for being thirsty for an oscar when everyone in the industry is. why did she get singled out?

Whimsy. Plus is automatically makes me smile/laugh when I come across one of her tweets on my timeline. She’s a rare treasure.

I once spent 4 straight hours on a toilet due to a UTI. Lord that would be terrible on a plane.

“Making America work”?

Happy 2016 everyone! Satire is dead and 2016 killed it. It is survived by all the writers of The Onion, who will now be jobless since all real news headlines are more absurd than anything they could come up with.

wait what?

I’m going to start a band called Mulatto Cock.

They all sound like mair-y when I say them. What three sounds are you making?

Good lord. That first photo—that’s not a Madame Tousseau’s special?

It makes me a little petty-happy she has the terrible hair because I think she is an awful person and the bad hair seems to be the only comeuppance she is going to receive.

Lord have mercy, they misspelled Y’all. Clearly, someone on the publishing team is trying real hard.

That’s sad.