Those two tweets from Clinton and Trump tell you just about everything you need to know about the candidates.

See I’d buy it and turn it into cat jail for when my little butt acts up.

How so? She looked completely professional at both debates.

On the contrary it wouldn’t surprise me if he spent extra to demand they make it look that way because it’s how he thinks it looks the best. Because he’s a fucking moron who loves bossing people around.

He really is oblivious to how trashy and tacky his tastes are.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

He looks like a bum who has some idea how a rich man would dress and carry himself, but who doesn’t actually have the sense to find someone to finish the picture for him. Y’know, kinda like putting his name in giant gold letters on all his buildings.

But on the other side, his alleged bilions is what makes them admire him. Though I guess poiting out flawed logic isn’t really getting anyone anywhere these days.

“In 2060, retirees will have manbuns and skinny jeans.”

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

Not that dead they have a ton of power on the state level all across this country.

The party is dead anyway. It’s been dying for years, and Donald Trump just pulled the plug. Now they need to figure out how to rise from the ashes without the cancer of Tea Party lunacy metastasizing.

Don’t waste good pie on this douchebag. Here’s a bucket of mud.

Let us not forget that this craven asshole wants to legislate our reproductive lives.

Oh, Paul Ryan. No matter what you do, no matter what you say, I still want to punch you right in the face with a banana cream pie.

If Ryan was smart (fortunately he isn’t) he would be distancing himself and denouncing Trump as much as he could. In the near future supporting Trump is going to be to the right what supporting the Iraq War has been to the left. All the rats need to jump the Trump ship before it takes them all down.

Trump is a pig, groper, boor, barbarian, and all around asshole. I can not at all argue against these points. However, I endorse Trump for president. And leader of the free world. Any questions?