A 9 month old baby was raped to death by her mother’s boyfriend in West Virginia today. Can we please stop pretending that Kim Kardashian Getting Really Really Scared is the most important thing ever to happen anywhere ever. Ten articles since Sunday and no new info. The perspective on this site sometimes, I swear.

Judging by the fact that merely reading the title of this article made me tear up...no.

Have any of us been the same since Prince died?

The funny part, to me, is the Instagram post that everyone references with. The first time I saw it, I totally thought it was one of those flimsy excuse for a gratuitous cleavage shot photos.

I feel so bad for Kim. Maybe it’s all the murder podcasts I’ve been listening to (as one does) but the ordeal sounds fucking horrifying. I’m a broke student and still feel pretty safe and invincible on a daily basis, so the fall from grace must have been extra terrifying for someone with her resources. I can’t imagine…

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I did that with one of those J.D. Power surveys that brings $1 in the envelope.

rolling over in it

Yeah, I seriously thought they were going to let Monica and her partner take Liam away just so they could write him out before they had to find more to do with him.

Like, now I am wondering how many security-industry memes there are out there on bodyguard tumblr.

“Feel free to comment and let me know which of the 4 pics is the funniest to you”.

You don’t touch God. You look and appreciate God

Sorry, I missed his tweet about being German so I deleted that comment... but now I’m wondering how celebrities choose their bodyguards. And from where. Also, nannies.

You saw inklings of that with Lip in college, like when he had to get a PO box because his family had fucked up his financial aid by tossing the piece of mail in a pile.

I don’t think we can categorize these guys as working class. They are poor, they live below the poverty line. Sorry, I don’t want to come off as rude but I kind of felt that was the point of the show, the reason for their struggle. This is a family born without a chance who have to carve out an opportunity without the…

I’m sorry, I’m so over Debs character. I hate the teen pregnancy storyline; her decisions last season seem contradictory to the original Debbie from seasons past.

I have so much hope for Lip because I am just in love with that character. It was painful watching him self destruct.

Amid the glut of celebrity divorces it warmed my hard little heart to read about Kanyes concern about his wife and his rushing off to be with her.

I don’t really care for Miley Cyrus or Mariah Carey.