Now try to process that not only do some people think he’s qualified to serve as president, but that share of people is approaching 45% of the electorate.

After last night, I literally cannot wrap my mind around the idea that any sane person would think he is qualified to serve as president. He’s the worst sort of thin-skinned, narcissistic, no-nothing bully.

Mr. Trump clearly had the sniffles.

Personally, I’m more concerned about the fact that Donald Trump appears to have elephantitis of the testes.

Cat pee has an insanely strong smell, I completely believe that it would cover the smell of rotting flesh.

God.

Police were searching for a “Hispanic male wearing grey.

The lovely, and ever so Goopily named Pattner Peak Label Blazer retails at $695

I don’t have any goats in sunglasses, but how about baby goats in pjs?

“I watched both speech’s and think them people should cut her some slack sense she is a LEGAL foreign and has not knowed english very well or very long for that matter.”

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Good for these ladies for gettin’ paid, but, DAMN, famous film actors make so much money. And yet it’s NOTHING compared to so many silicon valley peeps, and all of it is just ridiculous because no one needs that much money, and yet I would like that much money, but then I hate capitalism, but then I want to live the…

Aaand I just wondered what the hell Anna Paquin had to do with anything. (Sooookaaayy.)

That, and I feel like Hollywood has slammed her down our throats as our dream bff, which granted is more the industry’s fault than her own but still, stop trying to make me like her!

Jennifer Aniston is Number 4 after earning $21 million for her acting and work for Emirates airlines, Smartwater, Aveeno and Living Proof.

I could not agree more. Huuuuuuuge fan of pretty much anything she does

I did the same thing! i Was like “What the...” and then like “Ohhhh sookie!”

Just checking (because I’m an old and a Gawker refugee), is JLawr still America’s current BFF?

WHAT DID I JUST READ?! Did the fact that the bride KILLED A CHILD make it into a story about her wedding as an aside?!