Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

Halp! Why would you push the baby back in like that? Holy hell why? Is that normal? Does it fucking work like that?

I truly live in a bubble. I can’t imagine anyone I know saying that.

pretty sure Tyga didn’t have much in the way of Dialogue in the first place

That crowd is nothing compared to the one at his rally in Portland today.

I did too. And I want to know where the uncensored photos are.

The “stop picking on her! WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF HER? SHE’S JUST A REGULAR GIRL?” comments are too much for me.

My biggest take-away from the Bloom photos (you’re goddamn right I clicked that link!) is relief that Katy Perry, too, has cellulite. Celebrities - they’re just like us!

I’m snort-laughing at “Menses Eve”.

Ah, so she went the ‘post a photo of both of us, in which the person whose birthday it is looks worse than I do’ route. Better than last year, I guess.

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My parents had bleached white wicker in the 90s. With a palm and flamingo floral pattern cushions like from an 80s Florida hotel. We lived in PA.

I’ve already done the Whoopi “You in danger girl” gif regarding Egor. I’ve done all I can.

When Harry Ate Sally is the best part of my day, hands-down. Thank you.

Argh. And I obviously don’t know how to insert a gif. What’s my damage.

No gifs, but seriously, Chris Brown and Cosby are both below Taylor Swift? That is crazy town.

I think of myself as fiscally conservative (I want efficient and effective government spending and a strong economy), but when I consider the financial changes I would like to see that I believe would save taxpayers money and boost our economy (reducing criminal recidivism, investing in Pre-K - 12 education, fixing…

Are there any numbers on how many republicans are voting for Hillary because of Trump? I understand you can’t get exact numbers on this, but more or less?

Kendall has several vintage cars.

I used to work with this little old Russian lady who had an interesting philosophy. To paraphrase, “Life is shit. Everything will probably go horribly wrong tomorrow. Have a good day.”

Every morning I’d ask her how she was, and she’d respond, “Feh! Life is shit. I am miserable. Everything hurts. It’s good to be alive!”