“Mongo just a pawn in the chess game of life.”

I don’t have anything to add other than I am not surprised and blah blah blah is this what we want our youth to see? Blah blah blah we should teach them blah blah blah...

He will be the healthiest president in history!

Pageants have always been a little too JonBenét Ramsey-ish to me. And 14?? Gross and grosser

That contest is badly in need of burly lesbians.

A Hitler salute and a war against skinny jeans/man buns? What a time to be alive!

Those last seasons were the absolute WORST.

Everyone has given up. Even Captain America.

How many times today do you think Barack and Michelle just looked at each other, burst out laughing, and high-fived? I’m going with 20 as a minimum.

Yes, its not that those are three of the most average movies ever, but also they have been shown to death.

yeah manatees would fuckin love that

Plus this one:

I’ve seen zero of those movies...and you may have picked the only three movies that I would skip in this scenario...

Funny thing is I don’t really get that from Kate, but I do get it from her brother and sister. The brother reminds me of Rob Kardashian with his random useless business and being completely eclipsed by his sisters.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

I like that Kim just decided to remind the planet that, oh yeah, she was raised by a lawyer so good he got OJ off.

I don’t think it’s planned at all. I think Taylor is so used to getting her way and thinks of herself as so hella crafty that none of this occurred to her at any point and she’s legit thrown now.

This is why I don’t talk to Kanye on the phone.

i would watch the shit out of that

Kim and Kanye take Taylor Swift