Prince has no tolerance for your small talk.

I’ll tumbl for ya!

I think you’re really reaching by trying to act like this is a racial issue when it’s not. It’s just a coincidence that she’s a white girl, and he’s a black man. Sometimes, it’s just that.

Creed for instance:

cut it out with the white bashing already, this is like the third comment I've seen about it.

Honestly, Taylor Swift’s on-going drama is the only thing that keeps me from spiraling into a massive anxiety hole about the state of the world.

I’ve been waiting for someone to dub Sound of Silence over the Trump/Pence interview and zoom in on Pence’s face right around the time that Trump gave him permission to speak, but now I think I need a Sound of Silence- Tom Hiddleston Edition video even more.

This. Thank you.

Trump really has a problem with eloquent, intelligent women in positions in power. What a great feminist he is.

MAYBE WE SHOULDN’T HAVE SEVEN BILLION OF US, THO.

While I'm certainly willing to examine the ethics of my food choices, I draw the line at feeling sorry for scallops.

Normally I’m not into celebrity relationship gossip, but I find the HiddleSwift relationship so fascinating, to the point where I went back and looked up his past flings to see how “beard-y” they are. Because their love and interactions seems awkward and sterile to the point where it feels like Hiddleston trying to…

I’ve never been less attracted to Tom Hiddleston

I have a five-head. #notallfiveheads

oh yes. i was in denial about needing to be on meds. like years and years of denial. i didn’t realize how bad i felt until i felt better. poor mr pooslie, dealt with my full blown toddler meltdowns like a champ.

thanks Lexapro!

It looks like she’s clearly faking an innocent, sad face. Compounding the awfulness of that, I get the feeling she’s confident she’s pulling it off. She comes across as incredibly manipulative.

Something about her shitty little face makes me even more convinced she should be found guilty.

Her face is like 60% forehead.

My parents once took us to a hotel where my dad had a work-related conference. Only they didn’t get us a room, and there wasn’t space in their room, so we slept in lounge chairs by the pool! We were teenagers though, so kind of like it that way. Still—questionable parenting!