Yup. I guess in this skewed dumbass logic, a crime isn’t a crime either unless the victim complains reports it. Meaning; murders are now legal.

Marathons are all about race, bro.

How was that allowed? Guaranteed if that was a black runner doing that to a blond princess, it would have been a quick DQ.

Can’t believe I just skimmed a long distance runner cheating story

This is just the dumbest take. I’m sorry.

Kylie. I think it’s Kylie’s life’s dream.

Yes, because the rooted 90210 (which was horrible, but I watched).

My dad and I got ice cream together once when I was in my mid-twenties and we were getting a ton of weird looks. It made me really uncomfortable once it dawned on me that was probably why. *shudder*

It happened once with me and my sister. Obviously not the same level but still...I think I could do better.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

I think it’s obscene that you think so little of the opinions of the working poor.

This. I don’t understand why parents have convinced themselves that autism is worse than measles, whooping cough, fucking meningitis, etc. To me, that is a horrible insult to anyone who has ever had to deal with autism in their life. I just want to shake these people and say that autism is not a death sentence. Not…

That is what I’m thinking happened. I think he thought, “Oh, well, this anti-vaxx thing is bullshit, but this is about autism and maybe it could bring some attention to the condition.”

I bet he did not watch it until the controversy, then he watched it and said holy shit.

Don’t worry, most of us understood the sarcasm inherent in your statement.

“Somewhere, Hillary Clinton opened Twitter and muttered, “You have got to be fucking kidding me.”

the fact that “BirdieSanders” is trending at #1 on Twitter right now is honestly restoring my faith in humanity a little bit...

On this bleak, bleak day, with so much talk about gross politicians having sex, this is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

By the tenets of bird law, I’m pretty sure that makes Bernie the Democratic nominee.