Is anyone gonna say anything about how y’all just lost to Hulk Hogan?
Because the New York Times, The Daily Beast, Huffington Post, Buzzfeed and a whole metric fuckton of websites are talking about it.

I get you’re probably not supposed to, but it looks weird.
Super weird.

I spent my whole life in southern California. I had NO IDEA ketchup on hot dogs was a controversial thing. Like...why even have ketchup if not for hot dogs?

“sympathize with a Fox News talking head”

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

Bea Arthur was a motherfucking queen

In the red corner, weighing in at $250 million, the Stormin’ Mormon, the Massachusetts Flipper, The Corporation’s Champion, The Vulture Capitalist MITT ROMNEY!

He definitely will. The GOP will get Rubio as their favored candidate via a contested convention and Trump will create the Trump Party (appropriate acronym: TP). TP will run against the Dems and GOP, splitting the GOP vote, and handing the Dems a win (*crosses fingers*).

Between this and the ugliness spewing from Trump supporters, I’m losing faith in humanity

Venus and Serena Williams might be the greatest American success story we’ve seen unfold in popular culture in the last 30 years. They are, in every way, the so-called American Dream.

I’d never heard about this Indian Wells incident. How fucking repulsive. You’re right, winning is the best revenge.

She demonstrated knowledge that what she was doing was wrong, would cause his family to hate her and for the police to come after her. Even in the presence of serious psychological issues which I would argue are not evident here, this ability to discern right from wrong prevents her from using the insanity defense.

“He sent the message at 6:25 p.m., then told his mother he was leaving the house to visit a friend and not to expect him home for dinner. He made a short drive to a remote corner of the Fairhaven Kmart parking lot. At 6:28 p.m., he called Carter and talked to her for 43 minutes. At 7:12, she called him. The call…

Living in Massachusetts, I have been following the case since her arrest and what she did was seriously messed up.

His face looks like how I imagine my face looks when I have smoked just barely, exactly too much weed at Thanksgiving with my in-laws.

leo’s facial expressions: a summary

That was my read on it. Or she did know beforehand and just wanted to be onstage in the Oscars even if she is the butt of the joke.

I wouldn’t wish a divorce on anyone, especially if they have kids, but man...that break-up is going to be EPIC.