Ireread it 3x looking for what was diferent.

I don’t even follow the Kardashians and I still know that Blac Chyna has a baby. Hello, with Tyga! Kylie’s ex! I mean, this is Kardashian 101. Like Kimmy Schmidt says, “How do I know this?” You just do!

I think you got Kinja’d!

My 86 year old mother, who has dementia, has fixated on Katie Ledecky. She’s called me three times to ask if I saw her on TV. ‘Did you see that young lady all alone in the pool?’

If your kale has a bad year you don’t go fucking bankrupt and lose your home and farm! Let’s not even get in to water rights, or keeping cattle alive in 110 degree heat, or citrus loss in a January cold snap, or raisins getting water logged in an October Thunderstorm. Let’s not talk about all the shit that can happen…

The only truly 100% narcissist I know frequently ends her own facebook posts with “mic drop.” How can you not know that’s awful?!

And then there’s this asshole who wants to ride her coattails:

THEY WERE SHOWING WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN AIRING 6 HOURS BEFORE!!

That’s “the Biles”. She’s the only gymnast that can do that.

I appreciate Simone Biles for her lack of faux modesty. I overheard someone say they didn’t like her because she was too cocky.

Damn that woman can FLY! Plus there’s this sense of complete joy while she’s competing.

I LOVE THIS QUOTE.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

I’ve been in rooms with men like that when they lose their tempers. It’s not fun, it is fucking scary at points.

Agreed, but I slammed a door last time my bangs were cut too short, so I’m guilty of it, too.

Men who throw/hit/kick things when they’re angry scare the shit out of me. All I can imagine is being alone in a room with someone like that, and how I would feel if they lost their temper.

Yes, she was also in that other weird movie that’s on iTunes now where she plays a Christian mom who’s kid was sick (or fell out of a tree?) but through the power of Jesus Miracles she’s now better? I see that trailer and I see this trailer and I think “Come on now, your ex-husband’s gambling addiction can’t be that…

At the end, it turns out that Kevin Spacey was Kitty Soze all along.

Jennifer Garner’s career bums me out. She has played as many “harried mother” roles as she wore wigs on Alias.

... I miss Alias.