Kipenzi was born in captivity. She was never wild. There are several sub-species of giraffe that are endangered. Zoos are critical in species preservation.

If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again; Zac Efron is my imaginary boyfriend

FTFY. You’re welcome.

Fuck This Bear

Yeah LeBron was great, but that won't stop me from rooting against him every step of the way.

Toews also gave it straight to Hossa in 2010 and Handzus in 2013.

Be frugal, be responsible, and save.

Yeah...not a Hawks fan. Never was, never will be. Just a lifelong Chicagoan who’s seen a city go from not giving a shit about an entire sport to turning it into a cult.

As I’ve said before, this is where both the show and books have lost me. There’s no hope, which means I don’t give a single shit about any of the characters, which means I don’t care what happens and I’ll go watch/read something else.

This couldn’t be more incorrect.

I grant you your Great Aunt Virginia’s cake is better than Food Network’s cake - but even then, it’s just a chocolate cake with red food coloring! Just eat a chocolate cake, then!

STAHP with the red velvet nonsense, everyone. It is gayroller literally just vanilla cake with a teaspoon of cocoa and a fuckload of artificial coloring. (Seriously, a BOTTLE of red food coloring in one cake!)

At least it's not a Kia.

SAVE US DAVE GROHL!

brb never sleeping ever again

Let me begin by saying that I’m very non-adventurous when it comes to food - meat and potatoes and I’m good thank you. Years and years ago my girlfriend (whom I was living with) had me try some dim-sum and I quite liked it. Meat in a bun!

My reaction to this list:

hahahaha she’s so bored BABIES THEY’RE JUST LIKE US

Tonight, I touch my chin, Richard is a piece of bread and James has no eyes.