Honestly, nobody cares...and I don’t mean that in a bad way...honestly, nobody cares...99% of people are there to do their own thing....1% want to ogle cute women...0% are interested in your routine.

So, I am a commercial aviation major, and recently took an aviation law class and I think I can provide some insight to this. In the law class we studied some negligence cases. For a successful negligence case to filed, it needs to have 4 things-duty, breach of duty, forseeability, and damages. The example my teacher…

Here, have a hot meal.

It all depends on if the family contacted United ahead of time. It is the families responsibility to do so in order to get special accommodations set for their daughter. If they just showed up and said “Surprise! Autism needs!” then yeah United may have made the right call and the family got exactly what was coming to…

Meanwhile, in Bizarro World, a few weeks before their flight...

Becuase special snowflakes, why bother preparing for something when you can demand special treatment?

He is just a lazy idiot who fed off the success of other stars and is now hated throughout society, but please leave Scottie Pippen alone.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

all babies look the saaaaaaaaaame

Related, G-Power swapped in a supercharged S65 into a 1M

No V10? No thank-you.

Next Up: How To Spot If Your S/O Has In Fact Changed Her Hair.

Not sure...

My vote is for an American Flag Vinyl wrap, because why half-ass the Hummer experience?

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

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What I learned from this is Allison Janney is fucking awesome and also Easy A is the best teen movie ever.