My absolute best friend is a Christian Republican (was sent to Christian school and everything), whose parents are both in the medical field (as is he), and all of us couldn’t disagree more on most politics. Not to mention the fact that he’s white and I’m black. But I’ll be damned if someone tells me that he, along…

GET. THERE. EARLY.

Just buy a dang bottle of jalapeño Tabasco from the grocery store and keep it in the fridge or your desk drawer at work, for god’s sake. If you can afford weekly carryout on your lunch breaks, you can afford a bottle of Tabasco that’ll last you a month or more.

IT’S A ZAC EFRON TATTOO AND IT’S CALLED SUSHI

It’s common to add an “n” in the land of snausage, brantwursts, and Dintka.

It’s the same crowd that goes grocery shopping at The Jewels.

I am really loving the duo of Ford & Gosling, I’d love to see some kind of comedy with them both.

I should say up front that I’m maybe one of the few that loved (or liked a lot) The Nice Guys, so swapping out Crowe with Ford could be fun.

Yeah once or twice a month no problem. But sorry, if this is a real issue it’s time to grow up a wee bit. Go to sleep early, wake up with your kid for fuck sakes... You know, be a damn parent.

The only real solution is to adapt your schedule to your child’s schedule. Having kids is not about you, it’s about them.  

Or....grow up. You are a parent now.

Anecdotally - the parents I know who try to maintain their pre-child routines and schedules are the least happy and have the least well-behaved children (“I don’t know why he’s acting like this.” -Mom with 2-year old at 9pm dinner in a loud restaurant)

I have to say. the Martian was one of my favorite movies of all time, and that’s only for the extremely meta scene where Sean Bean’s character explains what the Council of Elrond was.

I do a form of this (I follow a program called Eat to Perform, where coaches set our macros and check in based on goals/performance/etc), and I love it. I’ve always had a huge appetite but have been on some form of calorie-restricted diet for close to 20 years, so pure torture. I also teach fitness and work out a lot.…

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

This was a long time ago for me (1994), but the first two years after college were definitely a learning experience. Here are some general and specific things:

This is really one of those golden opportunities for me. I mean, what if I call and we really hit it off? I’m just saying what if MY call is the ONE CALL he answers out of thousands and we vibe. I feel like we would vibe, me and Jimmy Butler the professional basketball star. It would probably start slow. Like he’d…

We took our dog to a class for basic manners because she thinks that people out and about in the world want nothing more than for her to run up to them and bark so that they’ll pet her. Now, she’s learned that she has to wait for people to come to her to get pets, and she’ll automatically sit down in front of them…

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