I LOVE your updates on the SNS threads and this was just pure delight for me <3

I am bringing back the word ‘fugly’ just for these godawful sneakers.  What the entire fuck? I’d chop off my own foot if forced into one of those.  Shit.

I have fine, but thick hair that’s naturally pretty oily, so I’ve tried sooooo many times to do the no-’poo thing and I just cannot.  I can, however, skip some shampoo days and just use conditioner.  I don’t know how that answers your question, but.... there it is lol.

But I bet you $1,000 they had Black Velvet. Only sung by the white trashiest of drunken singers.

Seriously. Jesus, I don’t get these articles lately. Are they actively trying to maintain a Republican majority at this point?

Exactly! In North Dakota, you’re automatically registered. That’s like.... the one good thing ND has done. Come on people, NORTH DAKOTA thinks it’s a good idea!

Seriously!!!

To me, this is perfect.

I say go for it. I met my now-husband on Tinder when I told myself I wasn’t going to get into any serious relationships. Granted, it’d been about six months since I had broken off with my last long-term partner, but I feel like if you feel like it’s big, it probably is! Just remember to take it slow right away in the…

It is okay if you don’t! I have several older women in my family (50+) who’ve never really dated or been in relationships, let alone got married. They are some of the happiest people I know. Whether you do or don’t couple up, your life will be amazing and satisfying just by loving yourself <3

This happened to me. I also straight up, no sugar-coating, told her what I was there for. Why would you even ask if you can obviously tell I’m not super far along?

Ughhh I am soooo sorry! I’m currently very early pregnant after three miscarriages and I’m super scared it’s gonna be a fourth.  So many hugs for you, and I hope your next try is sticky! <3

This is 100% true.

Chuck Klosterman is a dick.

Just to assuage your fears, I am an identical twin and I am waaaaay too socially awkward to be scary, haha.

Moth will ALWAYS do it better.  Moth is my cute lil bb.

I look.  And when I get my blood drawn. I’m not afraid of needles, though.

I’m sure this is surprising to absolutely zero people.  Except olds, probably.

OMG thank you for also finding the end of that movie ridiculous!  I thought I was the only one :(

It isn’t fair at all.  I had an uncle slowly waste away from MS.  It sucks so, so bad to not be able to do anything :(  so many hugs to you <3