I absolutely love it too. Gary is the definitive Dracula. Poor Keanu was the big stinker in this. He seems like such a lovely person, but he was so out of his depth. I had an old professor who said “Oh Keanu bless his heart, he tries.”

I seem to remember Anne Rice taking out a full page ad to denounce the casting of Tom Cruise but took it back and apologized to him after the films release.

What?! This movie was highly enjoyable and Tom Cruise and his wig were campy, scenery-chewing perfection. I gotta say, I’ve been visiting this site since it launched but I think I’m done. Between that ghastly “breaking quarantine for dick” article and the current writers’ insistence on writing entire articles sneering…

Megan is wrong.  Interview is a campy delight and It’s my favorite Tom Cruise performance ever.  I’m still sad we never got a sequel.

Are you the same writer who wrote that trashy spiel on Father of the Bride a few weeks ago? My God, chick, you are on a roll...

This is one of my favorite films. It is melodramatic and imperfect, yet I still love it. My biggest surprise is that you felt Tom Cruise gave a bad performance. I thought he was quite excellent, especially compared to Pitt who seemed so mopey and wooden. Then again I remember reading that Pitt was going through a…

Y’all. Y’all. It is Interview with THE Vampire.

Kotaku writers spend a lot of time writing a lot of words to bitch about mundane things in Animal Crossing of all games.

It really saddens me that everything in this game is being analyzed through some sort of min/maxing lens. It’s not just Kotaku. Unless a seasonal event or new bug type brings with it a new get rich scheme, it gets bashed as a waste of time. In an entire game about slowing down and appreciating the changes that come…

“Online prankster” as a thing needs to be left in the last decade. None of that shit was ever funny and I hope this guy gets beat the next time he tries this shit. I saw the one of hi walking around a store with a mask where he cut out the mouth part. Hope he gets Covid and fucks off this mortal coil forever.

This seems like something a high school boy makes on the third day his parents left him home alone for a long weekend, after he’s already eaten 8 boxes of Kraft mac & cheese, three boxes of fruit loops, all the chips and pretzels, a couple bags of pizza rolls, and a package of hot dogs.

Yeah, this guy is exactly what I’m talking about when I criticize the fighting game community at large for the terrible people in it.

I don’t know, having complete control over the landscape and furniture for customization is a big change. It’s use of a robust crafting system is a big change. 4 player couch co-op and 8 player online is a big change. Built in tools for making roads that aren’t reliant on player patterns is more. Being able to hand…

Why the fuck give those shitstains a headline? You are in fact “bamboozled” by it despite your unfunny commentary on it. 

I hate haggling. Absolutely hate it. I know there’s countries where it’s a totally normal part of the culture, and I would actually die of social anxiety if I lived there. I used to get people trying to haggle about prices on things when I was a teenager working at Target! Like sorry man, I can’t reduce those $7…

So, I had the most aggressively politic thing at my office happen to me this week. And I feel that I handled it pretty well. 

Given Carrey’s response and it being explicitly clear he was not being sexual in any way, I think it’s only right for Jezebel to take down the headline to this article.  

Honestly, I’m flexing all over the place here and I still can’t make that remark resemble a come-on. To my mind, he clearly meant “just this interview with you”. I have read this in all kinds of voices in my wee head, but I can’t make it seem vulgar or creepy. Sorry, Jezebel. I think you might be off on this one!

Chalamet? Okay, but I was sold by ANJELUCA HUSTON doing the voiceover in the trailer. And that 60s/70s French pop score. 

So we’ve got Frances McDormand, Willem Dafoe, Anjelica Huston, Adrien Brody, Benicio del Toro, Jeffrey Wright, Tilda Swinton, Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, and holy shit, Henry Winkler in a Wes Anderson film... and you’re going to watch it for “French Timmy”? I admire this kid’s career choices greatly, but yikes compared…