I bet you don't love her as much as jenelle Evans from teen mom 2.

Dude I just licked the screen.

Here is my weekly cat update. Emily is obsessed with a wand toy I got her a week ago. She has almost severed it from the string and then she will be sad because it was the last one in the pet store. Today, while cleaning my room I disassembled her hidey box because she hasn’t hid in It for more than a month. She is…

Sitting at the nail place waiting for my beautiful shiny cherry-red manicure to dry before meeting some friends at a bar. I feel like I’ve gotten nail obsessive lately — always planning next week’s color.

And with Nina Simone, the case has been made, convincingly imo, that her looks are actually quite relevant, from a political and artistic standpoint.

Hot take: missionary is great. People say “Awww, so vanilla, maaaaaan!” Seriously? Have you ever had really good vanilla ice cream? With, like real vanilla bean? It’s goddamn delicious. Much like missionary.

I saw this one today and it made me laugh more than was really reasonable.

...rather their objection is to Arthur’s improper supervision of her private property.

The students’ online petition says: “Leigh Anne Arthur is the victim of a blatant attack of her privacy. Personal photographs were illegally obtained by a student and were sent to other students in the school (Union County High). After being escorted off of school property, we (the students) are left to believe that…

Is that Tom Hardy?

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

I would choose the fire.

yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.

exaaaaactly. are we supposed to feel badly for him because he can’t go to harvard and he’s a registered sex offender? a great way to not have that happen which is utterly in your control is to not be a rapist.

Yeah, my thought upon reading the headline was “that’s a shame" with a classic Seinfeldian delivery.

She really does irritate everyone, doesn’t she? Is it too late to make Trainor the new Rita Ora?

I think I might be one of the only people who wasn’t obsessed with Jubilee....I think what bothered me was that she acted really annoyed and bitter all the time that he would speak with/acknowledge other girls but like....you went on the Bachelor, a show where the entire point is that the bachelor dates multiple…

That kid will never change.

Mueller filed a lawsuit against Swift in September for falsely accusing him of groping her at an event in 2013; his suit claims the real alleged groper was actually his boss Eddie Haskell.