As a fellow pregnant-American, I get it. I burst into tears yesterday when I burned a grilled cheese sandwich. Food is non-negotiable.

There were two of the cutest little girl scouts at a mall one time. I was on a blind date with some guy and we had just walked out of the sporting good store and that is when I spotted them. And like a lioness spotting a juicy but hamstrung gazelle in the distance I was off and running, shouting “Hey Girls! You have…

You are ding the Lord’s work, there (if there was a Lord.) Good on you.

If your fingers are getting pruney, it’s time to give up.

I impulse-bought a box of discounted See’s Candy, leftover from Valentine’s Day, and absent-mindedly set it on my bed when I got home and went about my business. I just looked up and had a moment of self-awareness: I’m sitting on my bed, hunched over my laptop, surrounded by cats and a heart-shaped box of chocolate I…

HA!

Does anyone feel like they don’t have friends? I never kept in touch with people from high school or before. Even then, I was never close to anyone. But as a grew up, I never made close relationships. I do have a few acquaintances but I don’t many close people I confide in. 3 maybe 4, and we don’t talk daily or even…

Your beautiful dinner made me look at that cold slice of pizza I was about to eat (it’s almost 0100 here in England) with sadness and shame. (Still ate it though.)

I have an appointment at Ye Olde Crotch Doc on Monday and I am less than thrilled. So I’m watching Age of Ultron and eating a lazy dinner. Paired with more avoidance of cold weather with tea. And Twitter. I’m stepping a little back on FB because it’s a hellhole.

I like volunteering. Only really kind people volunteer. I met my dearest friends volunteering to clean a park.

My first day off in twelve days is tomorrow. Emily is happy to celebrate by sitting in the window and judging me.

My aunt’s cancer numbers are very good. Her tumors are responding and shrunk. She was to she had to more exercise so she got a Fitbit to encourage her to walk. She's happy with her news.

Does anybody have suggestions on how to not be tired ALL THE TIME? I get plenty of B12, and I take supplements like a multi-vitamin, chlorella, spirunella, and wheat grass juice. I drink coffee in the morning, sometimes green tea in the early afternoon, and at least half a gallon of water a day. I typically try and be…

Guys I am so upset!

That's so many faces ago.

I remember really liking the show as a little kid, and then one year it premiered and none of it was funny to me. Like I had literally outgrown it over the summer.

Ditto. I never understood why it was such a hit show.

Oh my god. They need to stop for real. If I was an actor on this show in the 90s, and went on to become even remotely successful there is no way in hell I would want to be associated with this corny ass re-boot. I might hang with John Stamos & smoke with Bob Saget on occasion but that would be the extent of my…

Feelin’ good on a Wednesday...ya ya ya.

Randy has never sounded better.