Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.
Good morning, lovelies.
Barbara killin’ it with the frozen pizza and wine tho
Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”
I never got that either. Americans can get so obsessed with royals and it’s like, didn’t we break up with them? So why are we driving past their window at night just to see if the lights are on.
Oh god, they’re bouncing to the beat of my Pandora station! CAN’T UNSEE!
If that was all it took, Kim Kardashian would be a music superstar.
How about we stop diminishing female accomplishment by chalking it up to help from men and stop using language like “daddy” to infantalize adult women?
Joan of Arc did not die for this shit.
Also, fuck the tiger for a totally squandered mauling opportunity.
One time at a bar after a Jets game I spilled a beer on someone's baby. The woman yelled at me and I just said that's what you get for having a baby in a bar.
Martyr Mommies unite! Engage JUDGEMENT! Activate CONDESCENSION!
I didn’t like it but I felt it was somewhat of a wiki entry style doc. I think you should just listen to the music or interviews and just have your own experience. And listen to Odetta while you’re at it.
I love how Republicans are like “this is all about votes!” as if continuing to bar felons, who will likely vote democrat, from voting isn’t all about votes.
“straight outta cold beer” <—kill me pls
They will obviously be white sweat pants. THIS IS A WEDDING AFTER ALL.