Aw. Baby. Looking forward to a photo.

Just when I think I know all there is to possibly know about these people I care nothing about, one of them has to prove me wrong.

great, so when the $12.99 pamphlet doesn’t sell well, they’ll say, “look, plus size doesn’t sell”.....

#prayforthosecountries

Why doesn’t anyone recognize her from her amazing portrayal as the psycho nanny in the Will Ferrell / Kristen Wiig Lifetime movie???

Oh man, I had a poor fifth-grade girl try to talk to me about her period once, and she couldn’t even say the word. Like, she drew a dot on a paper and circled it. And when I was like “wut” she whispered “like at the end of a sentence.”

I m cryin ery time doe. Romantic af.

He is the douchiest douche to ever douche.

Maybe I should start naming the three or four chin hairs that go from “invisible” to “one centimeter long and spiky” overnight.

And that one bastard on my jawline that I SWEAR TO GOD becomes two inches long before I notice it.

Replying to take this useful info out of the greys!

In the US you can also text Crisis Text Line at 741741 if you feel more comfortable texting

Dude how I’ve been trying 5ever.

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP THE GREYED ESCAPE.

this is horrible and appalling... but i just got released from the grays and i am SO HAPPY but also so not happy and my emotions are going insane.

Wait, that chick won a GRAMMY? Gross.

I’ll pray for you. Or I would, if I were a praying woman.

Her voice is so displeasing to my ears.

I hate the No song so much. It’s a total ripoff of a P!nk’s song, but like, not in a good way. It’s an abomination.

I’m going to be honest, I know who Rita Ora is way more than I know either of these people. I mean, I know there is something about a bass and an oscar thing but, ehhhhhh.