I was surprised she kept Chris only to boot him. More surprised that she kept Shawn because that guy is waaaay too insecure. At least keep Ben Z for the overnights!

He seemed so sweet and came off as one of the most sincere guys in the house by far. Also a total babe, that doesn’t hurt. She’s crazy for letting him go.

Long live the Bens.

I’m devastated. He’s the only one who ever said anything interesting about himself and actually opened up. That juxtaposed with his big muscles hulk body was like a grade-a swoon recipe.

I am so pissed she booted Ben Z. What a sweetheart. Him and Peter Brady (aka the other Ben) are the only two that I think legitimately care about her.

Is anyone going to talk about the fact that she sent Ben Z. home?? I LOVED Ben Z.

It’s what I always think re: home births. Gosh, to be so privileged as to have the ability and means to have a baby in a hospital, but choose not too. “Ladies have babies in fields all over the world!!” Yeah, and most of them would LOVE to not have to.

Someone else answered but in case you don’t see it: Clark Duke (I had no idea. He looks like he would be on 2 and a half men)

Do you have any concept of the crazy shit going on in the world at large? I understand that if you are a transgender person accused of or convicted of committing a crime this is of chief concern for you - or such person’s close family or friends but holy fuck the amount of energy exhausted on this website for things…

For some reason I’ve always thought Bert and Ernie were platonic friends. Clearly, they’re the basis of much of the gossip around Sesame Street, but in my head I just never felt like they’re in a relationship. Of course, I haven’t watched Sesame Street since 1987, so I could be wrong on how they act these days.

TOM HANKS

Don’t they exist on a spectrum of horniness, though? Tinder for instant sex, OKC for a maybe hookup (but you’ll know your partner’s name at least), Match for third date romantic sex?

I still can’t figure out the dividng line between crappy writing that makes millions and crappy writing that stays on internet discussion boards for free.

$58 million, huh?

Have you tried tiny box wines? They’re precious little juice boxes for grownups, and they don’t weigh your purse down as much as tiny glass wine bottles when you’re trying to smuggle them into the movies or a concert!

Plus they're like 3 for $5 or something at my local drug store, which is practically free...

The tiny wines go to the movies with me all the time. The key, though, is to open the top BEFORE going inside the theater. I made that amateur mistake once and everyone around me recognized the “crack” noise. Live and learn. Tiny wines are the best.