“It’s not that sex doesn’t matter, of course. It’s that how much it matters—and how it does—is individual and subjective; what works for you may not work for someone else.”

Weren’t Brangelina suppose to be waiting for gay marriage? Or was that someone else?

She is the worst, and if you like her you have bad taste.

Once on the way to a music fest, I had my bun inspected. When I got there I found out two pals I was meeting whom had flown there from different cities had their buns inspected too. We decided we were going to start a band called Top Knot Terrorists.

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

i’m actually not embarrassed at all i just needed more questions for comedic effect

I’m so not used to seeing folks who accept criticism and change their behavior. Is this even the internet?

*their. Should have gone to college.

I fucking hate parents that are afraid to answer questions. If they won’t I will and they aren’t going to like the answers I give. For example:

She’d consider changing it but she CAN’T.

Word, girl. I expect a “hello” back when I say “hello” to the cashier at Associated. Diva. I snit at people who don’t say thanks when people hold doors for them. Diva. Seeing people tip poorly or not at all and then making rank faces in response? Diva. I’m basically a snitty bitch 24/7. Caitlyn Jenner should ENJOY…

A man wants dressing on the side? ASSERTIVE. He wants nice smelling sanitizer? BOSS. The OTHER shade of red.... shirts? GOOD EYE FOR FASHION.

never accept the pickle juice.

Also;

Couldn’t even bring myself to watch this, tbh.

I'm not going to judge the actual sexy times, but it's hard not to judge the choice of dude. Nick. Why.

I vote for Jennifer Coolidge.

They’re not Bennifer. They’re Bennifer 2. DON’T DISRESPECT THE JLO.

Once more, for the cheap seats:

Do you remember when sex was hot and a handy-J cost a penny-farthing?