Nope. Vienna waits for you. Slow down you crazy child. You’re much too ambitious for a juvenile.

Something about a super fast aging ability/uncannily beautiful and intelligent for a baby? She’s supposed to have this magical je ne sais quoi as the unholy offspring of a vampire and a human. In the case of the movie that je ne sais quoi translates as horrible model faced gremlin spawn. I didn’t read the books or see…

Yep. Amal hoards gold. I can’t believe it, but it’s true.

I didn’t see any mocking of the body shape - the dress DOES look painful and ill-fitting.

Just tell that parent:

Everyone knows you soak your tampons in vodka, not beer.

It's like Maddona tries and Cher just is.

Guys. Let’s not compare Mr. Rogers to anyone. He is everything to me. Also, if anyone is interested (as you ALL SHOULD BE) the entire Mister Rogers collection is streaming (FO FREE (if you have Prime)) on Amazon. I like to watch it on my lunch break just to give me a little extra pep in my step for the day.

Come on, he’s taller than that! He’s at least naval high.

If you had said “Style” I would’ve agreed about the video not matching up with the song, but the “Blank Space” vid is absolutely on point with the thrust of the song - Swift satirizing the public perception of her as the crazy princess girlfriend

Can we not? Commenting on her plastic surgery is still commenting on her looks, which is really not okay. It just contributes to women feeling constantly judged and evaluated for their bodies. Say that it’s sad that she felt the need to change herself for the public’s approval. Don’t add one more disapproving voice…

Maybe because people are always super fucking judgmental about celebrities’ faces?

I think her broken engagement was DIRECTLY caused by RBG marrying those gay dudes last weekend....

What if you had sex with all those people while really fucking high.

Would go.

It makes me sad to think of a long term relationship where you can’t talk about this stuff freely and without judgment. I would never want to feel like I had to hide anything from a long term partner and I’d never want them to feel like they had to hide anything from me!

I have two university degrees and I’m not yet living my best life because I don’t get to write these recaps. I think we can all agree Kate’s doing just a little bit better than a lot of us with letters behind our names.