I can’t cook either, so when I’m pressured to, I always fall back on one of two dishes: spam and egg sandwiches or BLTs. Minimal cooking, maximum taste.

Check out thekitchn.com. It’s a pretty big website but they have tons of cooking basics and easy meal plans. It might take some digging, but I’ve learned so much from that website. smittenkitchen.com. is an amazing blog and all of her food is delicious.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT BURRITO DELIVERY!

Speaking of hair, can we discuss the crazy hairs we have?

I’ve been waiting for this all week! I’m still new to the comments, but I needed to rant. Lately I’ve been feeling down on myself for stupid reasons. I’ve never been bothered by my decision to wait to have sex. Between being a late bloomer ( I honestly wasn’t interested till a few years ago, I’m 23 now) growing up…

I got Flowers For No Reason in this lovely vase stemless wineglass.

This picture describes my dating life right now.

Speaking of today I probably got the best haircut of my ENTIRE LIFE NBD

I tried to give him the package

My friend’s father is in the Orchestra in our city and 30+ years ago Mr. Rogers did some sort of performance with them. My friend had been losing her mind that she was going to meet Mr. Rogers but got sick at the last minute and had to stay home. After the performance her dad explained that his daughter had been…

Not a dick to me directly, but to my shitty ex. He deserved it.

This is easily in the top 5 worst personal stories I’ve read on Jez. Please tell me you are making this up. *sniffle*
Not Mr. Rogers... No.

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

November 4, 1996 (I think. - might have been 1994)

Kathy Griffin photo-brushed or whatever her mouth around the sandwich. being famous sure seems exhausting.

I KNOW! Clothing sizes are so subjective anyway, it’s impossible to tell anymore. Even in Target I range from a 3 to an 8 (3 in adults, 8 in juniors). (Now that I think about it, it’s probably time to stop wearing juniors since I’m in my thirties).

I think we can all safely assume that Mariah Carey, for one, knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.

disappointed rabbit is disappointed

Imagine being the one friend of Taylor Swift who wasn’t invited to be in the “Bad Blood” video.

Eh. I loved watching “Fashion Police” on a Friday night, looking at all the pretty and ugly women’s clothes (men’s clothes — yawn) while I sat braless and wearing a T-shirt with ice cream stains and yoga pants that have yet to namaste.