Maybe he wants his bucket...

I was thinking he looks more like an upset walrus.

It’s definitely true that social media is not the best forum for discussing such complex issues, but that does not change the fact that some of the statements she made were provably untrue.

My wife bought some hair removal stuff that warned against being used on the genitals or “breast nipples”, which led us to speculate on the locations of nipples you COULD use it on...

Maybe she could donate some of those hours to Lindsey!

She has the smallest female nipples in the history of ever if so.

True story: if you say “penny whistle” immediately after dental surgery it will sound remarkably like titty nipple. You will then cackle at that phrase plus the bemused look on your friend’s face until the pain meds kick in and you fall asleep, a small line of bloody drool slowly dribbling down your chin.

I accept this award on behalf of bored underachievers everywhere. If you believe in yourself you too may one day stumble into mediocrity.

I guess the answer to the Beyonce fake pregnancy rumors is that Blue Ivy was hatched, and is also a dragon.

The scene where Carrie gives J-Hud’s character a handbag and the *emotional moment* music plays, as if something meaningful is happening.... vom!

I was never sure if I liked the top one or if it was just Ab-envy. (and a thing for cowboy hats).

It was $40,000. I don’t know what was worse, that she yelled at Charlotte for being “too selfish” to just give her $40,000 or being so stupid that she honestly didn’t know that owning 100 pairs of $400 shoes added up to $40,000. She actually thought that she’d spent $4,000 on shoes until Miranda pointed out the basic…

I saw the first movie and just felt clinically depressed afterwards. Like what the fucking fuck. Is this what I, a ladiez, should want? Is this it? Is this life? Please god no please I would rather live in a cave with a blunt object as my only tool.

Tease, or threaten?

What are you talking about, Millenials? The behavior is the parent, who’s either Gen X or Baby Boomer.

Thank you. I am a little taken aback by the number of responses here that basically equate to: “Tough luck, the syllabus is the syllabus, so suck it up and get naked in front of your professor because art.” Ummmmm, no. And it’s not OK just because there is a substitute requirement to “get emotionally naked.”*

All I know about this Amber Rose person is that she has a butt.

True.

Seriously. Amber Rose flies commercial? I mean how is that even possible with how many albums she’s sol....the gross of her last big movi...the ratings on her hit TV sh...

I have been following this on instagram, and like four images ago I decided it was way too many people. (There are more images than featured above.) How long is the video, 2 hours? Is Kendrick in it for 3 seconds? I am still stoked as hell though.