Can you imagine if his arms did bend back like that? Who is he, Laura Palmer?

I do school every weekday :)

I’m in the grays but I do need some perspective please. I have recently been involved in a domestic violence incident.. My boyfriend of 7 years had way too much to drink, passed out, and woke up in a rage. He broke many things, hurt me and ripped my eating out. I called the police, he was taken, and I haven’t seen him…

I had my baby a almost 4.5 months ago and 14 days postpartum we moved to a new city for my husband’s job. Needless to say I’m depressed. I have no friends here and my family is on the opposite side of the country. At this point I don’t really know what to do. My husband’s “promotion” is turning out to result in a pay…

Hi Jezzies. I have a long and unfortunate one.

The cynical lawyer in me wonders if he's trying to keep you from having any rights in his property by avoiding you paying for it. What kind of property rights you have as unmarried, living together, vary from place to place, so i can't tell you how successful he might be with that approach. For sure it seems like he's…

Bill is an absolutely ludicrous name for that puppy. A+.

I’ve never been in this position. It sounds awful. I’m so sorry.

Y’all...my ex contacted me this week and it has pissed me off something awful. He was abusive emotionally and I left before it became physical. I’m glad I got away. After I left, I had blocked all methods of contact from him because I did not want to play that hoover game he’s so good at. However he found a loophole…

GUESS WHAT YOU GUYS I AM GETTING A PUPPY! MEET BILL:

Jezzies! I got a Masters degree this week! and boyf got a promotion! and we move in together in two months! I am drinking beer and watching HGTV because he is letting me decorate the whole place however i want. Where do you guys go for unique/not too expensive home decor? Any favorite etsy shops or other online places…

True stories:

Like my favorite girl’s name, Shadynasty. It’s pronounced “shuh-die-nuh-stee.”

I live by the philosophy of “let’s see what coupons Dominos has today.”

Trust me you made out like a bandit there.

GURL WHY

Get it together, Linds

I have a disease that makes my legs look like tree trunks and I can only barely wear jeans. Maxi dresses are the only thing that hides them and makes me feel pretty and normal. :(

Uhhh, excuse the fuck out of me, but I look goddamn fantastic in a maxi dress. You can pry them from my cold dead hands.

SMALL BOOBS WILL ALWAYS BE COOL