My feet scamper in the air repeatedly, then make the ZING noise, leaving a ghost image of me behind whenever I leave Willamsburgh.

It’s because she has a #rebelheart and #rebelpremonitions.

I find it really strange that there are so many people on here making excuses for her. She murdered six babies. She has raised three kids to be somewhat okay, since there is no history of abuse coming up. I don't agree that the drugs messed with her mind so much she did this. No matter how fucked ip you get, you make…

Healthy amount of anger thrown in too for good measure. I feel like her stare is literally singeing the back of his head like a fucking laser.

He saved his QUALITY of life from lacking all the nice things his inevitable Kickstarter will afford him.

[redacted after learning it was a bench trial]

“Any police officer especially would have reacted in the exact same way I reacted”

I think this lady speaks for all of us.

Full House and Saved by the Bell were the two shows that people always tried to convince me to love growing up, and I hated them oh so much. “You totally watch it! You kknnoowww you do.” No, motherfucker, I DON’T.

This will be horrible, & I will watch it.

I love Stamos, but I could tell Full House was a syrupy, dopey piece of crap when I was five years old. Everybody knew it was lame like Barney.

IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T KINJA HARD ENOUGH.

HOW DARE YOU JOHN STAMOS IS A SHORT HANDSOME GLASS OF ZAMBUCCA AND I WILL GIVE HIM ANYTHING OF MINE HE WANTS FREELY AND WILLINGLY

Surprised Cassadee Pope didn’t make it on here:

Vagina yogurt? Maybe you should have that checked out.

Had to be said, man. HAD TO.

Full House was b a a a a a a a a a a a a d don’t give John Stamos your money he doesn’t deserve it.

John Stamos could eat my vagina yogurt anytime.

I live in England and my girlfriend lives in Texas. What works for us is making sure that we have regular hangouts (skype, or we use online stuff that lets us watch videos together and type down the side). We text each other constantly using kakaotalk, which means it doesn’t cost us anything because the messaging…

Life’s too short. If I could reverse time and eat more pizza, I would. I will probably never be able to eat it again and it kind if kills me that people restrict themselves so much when they don’t really have to do it. I say do your paleo thing for two weeks and then on day 15 you make yourself a really quality pizza…